Simsville Voted Worst City in America
Simsville has been voted the worst city in America for the second time running in a poll conducted by the Consumerist. Simsville beat Detroit, Cleveland and Hobotown to win the “prestigiousR...
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Exclusive: Simsville 2.0 Plan Revealed, Conspiracy Theories Mount
A court order now allows The Bugle to publish leaked plans from the Mayor’s Office that shows a drastic re-zoning of East Simsville, and other major changes to the way the city operates. The pl...
New Study: Lack Of Subway Hurting Tourism, Traffic
No, not the sandwich joint. But highly efficient trains that can run underneath our city’s overcrowded streets and dramatically alleviate our traffic problems. Or so a new study says. A new stu...