Simsville Voted Worst City in America
Simsville has been voted the worst city in America for the second time running in a poll conducted by the Consumerist. Simsville beat Detroit, Cleveland and Hobotown to win the “prestigiousR...
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New Study: Lack Of Subway Hurting Tourism, Traffic
No, not the sandwich joint. But highly efficient trains that can run underneath our city’s overcrowded streets and dramatically alleviate our traffic problems. Or so a new study says. A new stu...
Opinion: Universities Are Great, But So Are Grade Schools And High Sch...
Most of Simsville was in shock when Mayor Peter Less announced the immediate closure of all grade schools and high schools, both as a budget measure, as well as part of a new experimental education r...
Mystery Solved: Squatter Squatting Skews Streetcar Stats
When it was revealed last month that an average Simsvillian had to wait 78 minutes to board a streetcar, something didn’t seem quite right. Take a walk around our beautiful city, and you’...