Simsville Voted Worst City in America

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Sean is The Bugle's senior editor. A Simsville resident from the "good old days", who is totally not a frustrated novelist that has to make ends meet by working at a newspaper

Simsville Voted Worst City in America

May 6, 2013 no comments

Simsville has been voted the worst city in America for the second time running in a poll conducted by the Consumerist. Simsville beat Detroit, Cleveland and Hobotown to win the “prestigiousR...

Simsville Under Siege!

April 24, 2013 no comments

A travelling band of trouble makers have been terrorizing the streets of Simsville, according to a Simsville Police Department spokesperson. All day long, Simsvillians have been reporting weird event...

Photo showing protesters at the mayor's mansion

Mayor’s Birthday Party Ruined By Protesters

April 16, 2013 1 comment

Mayor Peter Less’s 58th birthday party was ruined by protesters protesting a variety of issues, from the lack of parks, to high rent, and even sewerage problems. A who’s who of Simsville ...

Stock photo of Simsville's Recycling Center

Recycling Center Malfunction Stumps Engineers

April 11, 2013 no comments

Simsville’s prized recycling center, only opened three month ago, has ground to a halt due to a mysterious malfunction that have stumped engineers trying to fix the problem. The brand new facil...