Photo of protest at the mayor's mansion

Simsville Voted Worst City in America

Simsville has been voted the worst city in America for the second time running in a poll conducted by the Consumerist. Simsville beat Detroit, Cleveland and Hobotown to win the “prestigiousR...
Aerial photo of taxi prank

Simsville Under Siege!

A travelling band of trouble makers have been terrorizing the streets of Simsville, according to a Simsville Police Department spokesperson. All day long, Simsvillians have been reporting weird event...
Stock photo of Simsville's Sewerage Treatment Plant, with the Water Pumping Station in the background

Does Your Water Taste Funny?

A disturbing rumor has been making the rounds on the Simsville subreddit of the popular Internet forum Reddit: our water comes from our poo! An user posting under the pseudonym ‘fancymonkey2012...